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AND THE INTERGALLITIC BIMBOS FROM PLANET SPICE

One sunny day Lady Ivy was in her garden talking to a group of Daisies. When she heard a loud *BANG* from the camelot courtyard. She stood up as she poped her ears. "My goodness...what could have made such a noise. The camelot courtyard is...3 MILES AWAY!!!" She quickly got her cloak and ran to the courtyard as she saw flashing lights in the distance.

When she got there she saw a large silver ship. She looked in awe of the symbols and carveing on the alein ship. She moved forward in hope of a sight of these "aleins". As she approached the ship she could hear odd music inside. She steped back quickly useing her powers to grow strong thick vines around her case of emergncy. She watched as the hatch lowered and 5 shapes appered from the ship. She was about to speak when one of them came in to view. She was a red head looking like a normal human..beautiful with differant shades of red in her hair. She had on a red corset and a short red skirt. Her eyes were crystal blue and she wore big red shoes unlike Ivy had ever seen before. She spoke to Ivy in a british accent "Take us to your leader". Ivy stared at her not knowing what to do. "I am Ginger from the planet spice...take us to your leader" the woman said as Ivy stood there admireing the womans shoes. Ginger pulled out an odd red gun and aimed it at Ivy.."Take us to your leader". Ivy gasped as she quickly made use of her ready vines and traped ginger in the vines. She watched as the vines burst in to flame after being blasted by Gingers gun. "Please stop playing...we have a misson here" Ivy turned to see who was talking another girl has exited the ship...this one haveing blonde hair with blue eyes..wearing a short white dress and big white shoes she had her hair in pigtails. "I am Baby...the leader of this misson" she then took a sucker out of her mouth. "We are here to take the men of this planet as slaves..". Ivy looked around not sure what to do... "Well...i'm afraid most of the men here are married and even if they were not i'm not sure they would want to be your slaves" Ivy steped back as ginger got up with her Gun in hand and aimed it at Ivy. Baby stoped her as she commanded her back in the ship.

Baby then turned to Ivy.."Listen...we could either do this is easy way or the hard way..you know you are outnumbred and outpowered..so just move out of our way". Ivy thought i moment, if she moved she would be letting these bimbos get all of the men on earth. Her job was SEDUCEING MEN! She could not let the men of the world up without a fight. "sorry...but i can't let you insalve all the men...can't we compromise??" Baby smiles as she licked her sucker and snaped her fingers "how's this for a compromise". Out of the Ship came a African woman with large frizzy hair and a lepord skin atair. She had silver claws that looked like swords more then fingertips. Ivy gulped at the claws but kept her ground. "Meet Scary..she lives up to her name". "Now...unless you want Scarey to slice you up into little pieces i suggest you step aside". Scarey stared at Ivy and drooled a bit. Ivy steped back a little. "If that does not convence you i allways have sporty". Out of the ship steped a woman tall and gracefull...wearing a karate suit and haveing a black belt on. Her brown hair in a braid as she gazed at Ivy with a cold stare. Baby said " She is deadly in hand-to-hand, she could kill you with her pinkie" Ivy gulped, she did'nt like the sound of that at all. Then Ginger came back out after Baby called her, "as you can see..you are outnumbered..so i suggest you move aside". Just then Ivy heard a noise from inside the ship " WHERE ARE MY SHOES!!!" Out of the ship came a tall woman with short brown hair, she was stunning and gracefull, she had on a short black dress and seemed to be quite snoty. Baby said "oh yeah...thats posh...but all she does is whine" Ivy knew she could not take them ALL on allthough she was a skilled kickboxer that Sporty looked a "bit" better. Plus they had the other 4 to deal with, and they all looked just as deadly. Ivy steped back again as they all crowed around her. Ivy decided that she had to do something before she was sliced,choped,burned,whined or suckered. So she...

Bit her finger nails nervously. There suddenly was a rustling in the bushes as a tall white hair man emerged from the bushes. Ivy recognized the man as Jareth, King of the Goblin city at the center of the Labyrinth. He has on a tight red velvet shirt, A black doublet and black tights. He yawns as he walks in bored of life as usual. Jareth looks at the bimbo's as he says "oh joy...more sluty friends of yours Ivy?". Ivy turns to him with a annoyed face "exsqueeze me....THEY are not my friends and my FRIENDS are NOT SLUTY". Jareth grins sheepishly "oops". Ginger looks toward Jareth "Look girls...we have a nice chap here...lets get him as our first slave". Jareth eyes widen in surprise as he draws a pouch which he opens to reveal 3 crystal balls, which he twirls in his hand. Ginger grins as she pulls out her gun. Jareth smirks and throws the ball at her, it hits her and freezes the gun which shatters and the ice shards falls to the ground tinkling like bells. Jareth laughs " there goes your magic wand". Jareth gasps as his head is whipped back as Sporty snap kicks him in the face. Ivy winces and as Ginger tackles her. Jareth slices Sporty's pony-tail off with his freshly drawn sword. Sporty counters with a left hook to his jaw, which he takes and slams the pommel of his sword into her temple. Jareth falls as Scary clothes-lines him. Ivy pushes Ginger off only to recive a kick in the head from the bare-footed Posh, who whines as she breaks a toe-nail. Ivy falls to the ground unconsious.

Things look grim for our hero's....Just as the Spice Invaders got up and started to circle the fallen Ivy and Jareth they heard a rustling in the bushes. "Get away from them...you evil seductresses". Captian Janeway walked out from the bushes holding a phaser rifle in her hands. Ginger looked at the other girls with a worried look "i thought we got rid of them". Baby looked at ginger "i know you BIMBO!!! she and the rest of that crew must have escaped...well..most of her crew". Baby smiled evily as she pulled out a pink gun "hands up janeway, unless you want to be space oatmeal". The girls gasped as they saw a flash of leather and the gun was kicked from baby's hands. Baby steped back "what the HELL was that!" The figure walked out of the woods. Jareth picked his head up and looked at the woman with big longing eyes "XENA!" . The Invaders sighed, and Baby took a deep breathe "YOU WOULD THINK TAKEING OVER A PLANET WOULD BE EASY"!. Janeway smiled "i don't think so.. you see our ship is right above the atmosphere and are aimed at your ship, any momevment and your ship becomes a piece space pizza". Baby growled as she fell down from a kick to the back by the now lively Ivy "come on girls...and boys *points to Jareth* lets teach these girls a lesson". Baby scremed "ATTACK" as the girls attacked. Sporty kicked Ivy in the ribs only to recive a blot of choas magic to the back from Jareth. Ginger punches xena in the face as Janeway quickly gave posh a nasty uppercut. Scarey riped xena's leather outfit as Xena thrw scarey over ger shoulder into a tree. Janeway pulled out her phaser rifle "okay...it's pay-back time" Janeway Fired the gun at Ginger who barely ducked but the shot did hit posh in the arm who now ran to the ship. Baby shot Jareth in the arm as he grabed sporty and sent choas magic surging through her. Xena and Ivy did a double team attack on ginger sweeping her only to uppercut her up into the air. Baby scremed "WE BETTER HIT IT GIRLS!!!!" so baby and the rest of the girls fled to there ship, but xena grabed baby before she could get on the ship. "GO WITHOUT ME!!" The girls ship lifted off as Janeway was about to give orders to shot the ship. Baby smiled "you beloved Chakotay is on that ship if it blows up so does he. Baby snickered as the girls ship flew to saftey. Xena smiled as she hit baby's hit against a tree and threw her to the ground "that was fun". Ivy dusted off her dress as she looked toward Janeway. "who are you..and how did you get here..and who is that *points to xena* . Jareth smiled "i don't know...but i hope she is single". Janeway looked to Ivy " we were following those spice bimbos' when our ship got sucked into a time vortex and we ended up in this time period, we located the spice invaders with our sensors and we picked up our friend along the way". Ivy smiled "i see...i think." Janeway looked up to the sky. "now all i have to think about is chakotay..my beloved chakotay".

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR HEROS?...STAY TUNED AS THE STORY UNFOLDS