The Best Of the Pickup Lines

 

If you want a women like this

Then I suggest you try some of these awesome lines on that special girl...

 

Hey baby, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Do you wash your clothes in windex? Cuz I can sure see myself in your pants!

There are lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd want to mount over my fireplace.

You're all that and a bag of chips! Are you free-to-lay?

Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!

Are you in pain? Cuz it sure must have hurt when you fell from heaven!

Hey baby, that's a nice dress, but it would look better on the corner of my bed!

Can I borrow a quarter? Cuz my mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

I wish they would change the alphabet, so U & I could be together.

Hey baby, your daddy must have been a theft, cuz he stole the stars out of the sky and put them into your eyes.

Hey baby, your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have some nice buns.

Damn baby! If looks could kill, they'd have to lock you up!

Hey baby, what's your sign?

Hey baby, I've been so low, but then I saw you, and now it's all good!

Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?

It must haveHey baby, I'm vibrating...wanna join?

Your cute, what's your name?

Girl, if I had just one wish, it would be to be with you forever!

Hey babe, I'm a professional sword swallower and I have no teeth.

Hey baby, I've got a 9" tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

Hey baby, I just saw the moon set 3 times...you wanna document it with me?

You have the body of an angel.

Hey baby, your daddy must have been a pilot, cuz you sure is fly!

Hey baby, your daddy must have been a drug dealer, cuz you sure is dope!

If you were a flower, you'd be a rose-perfect in every way!

Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?

Are you a model? You should be!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?