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    Pet Tales
    Figure on 1 pound of dry dog food for every 30 pounds of dogs.
    Howling dogs mean the wind god has summoned death,
    and the spirits of the dead will be taken.
    In World War II, the ninety million dollars worth of
    National Biscuit Company products furnished to the U.S.
    Armed Services included thousands of cases of MILK-
    BONE BRAND Dog Biscuits, earmarked (no pun intended)
    for the dogs of the Army and Marine Corps.
     "Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small
     children, as they are already stretched
     and pulled to such a length that a child
     cannot do much harm one way or another."
                             -- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
    When a domestic cat goes after mice, about
    one pounce in three results in a catch.
    A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
    Generally speaking, if your cat nudges your
    feet in the morning, it wants to stay inside.
    If it nudges your face, it wants to go out.
     "There are two means of refuge
     from the miseries of life: music
     and cats."
      -- Albert Schweitzer
     "Animals are not brethren; they are not underlings;
    they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the
    net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour
    and travail of the Earth."
                                             -Henry Beston
     
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