On the first day, God created the Dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the
animals of the earth to serve as
potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest
toil so that man could labor
for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis
ball so that the dog might
or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary
science to keep the dog
healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.